An Untypical Day of a Typical Blogger.

In case you wanted to know what it is like to walk in my shoes for one day, and even in case you didn't want to know, I am going to tell you. I will explain it using a method passed down from Moses, time chart style.
3:00 a.m.-7:00 a.m. Drool.
7:06 a.m. Snooze.
7:15 a.m. Snooze.
7:24 a.m. Snooze.
7:33 a.m. Snooze.
7:42 a.m. Snooze.
7:51 a.m. Check time(fuzzy), Snooze.
7:59 a.m. Grab glasses, check time, cuss, run to car.
8:00 a.m. Realize I have no clothes on, run back to room put shirt on backwards, take quick deodorant shower, think about how nice it would be to wake up early so that a nice breakfast could be made, get in car drive off, leaving garage doors open and sign that says "robbers this way" on.
8:01 a.m. - 8:20 a.m. Drive really fast from stale red light to the next (6 in all), cuss 6 times, think about excuse for not showing up at 8:00 a.m., park.
8:21 a.m. - 12:00 Stand on energized feet, sort mail, check e-mail, chat on MSN, watch ESPN, develop a hunger, and help wonderful customers mail packages with a smile.
12:00 - 2:00 p.m. Stand on weakening feet, develop hunger pains, try to smile while helping a line of 70 people mail their packages.
2:00 p.m. - 6:00 p.m. Stand on feet that feel like bricks and hurt really bad and are in danger of growing into the concrete, eat my right arm in between yelling at customers to give me there stinking packages to mail, work really hard to be ready to leave the office at 6:00 p.m.
6:00 p.m. - 7:20 p.m. Sit and wait to leave work till the post man drops the days mail off. Find out he decided to have dinner before he came buy the store. Threaten mail mans life. Cry.
7:35 p.m. Run by parents house to find food, and sew arm back on.
7:50 p.m. - 9:00 p.m. Stand in line at post office and process all the mail that people dropped off all day. Dive home. Collapse right inside doorway.
9:15 p.m. - 11:30 p.m. Watch daily netflix movie. Today's happened to be Clay Pidgeons. A good mystery. Slowly get feeling back in feet.
11:35 p.m. - midnight Eat a big bowl of Blue Bell ice cream and stare at wall.
Midnight - 1:00 a.m. Watch a burned copy of Tuesdays episode of Amazing Race. (by the way it was the best one yet. I recommend watching it starting next Tues at 8:00 p.m. on CBS. (shameless plug)
1:00 a.m. - Present Write a terribly depressing blog about a miserable day. Include zero jokes.
Around 2:30 a.m. Go to sleep. Alone.