Blogs are like ....

Blogs are like a football team. ----- Much like a powerhouse football team there will be some off seasons. A lot like the last few years, where my blog has been in multiple off seasons.

Blogs are like a famous actor. ------ Much like a A-list actor they will have some flops and have to reinvent themselves to become relevant again. Much like my blog, although it was a D-list blog, needs a good reinventing to become unrelevant again.

Blogs are like a flashlight. ----- Much like a flashlight that has run out of battery life, and needs new batteries for it to function. My blog as well needs new topics and thoughts to ramble about so it can function properly.

Blogs are like a pint of beer. ----- Much like a beer is much better when there are multiple beers around to be shared makes it much more fun. My blog too needs more then just an occasional one time post. Multiply posts will lead to more good times.

Blogs are like a camera in Vegas. ----- Much like a camera in Vegas helps preserve the memories of a 4 day, 7 total hours or sleep trip to Vegas. A blog tends to help preserve the silly ramblings that my multiple personalities converse about regularly.

So with this in mind. I should have thousands of things to blog about since i have had roughly 3 posts in a two and a half year span. I thought about writing a novel blog that would catch you up with every thought I have had over the past 2 years but I have decided it is best to just start new and change the batteries, fill up the pint, grab the camera and start a new season of my blog.

So in the tradition of horrendous spelling and run on sentences, I will make it my goal to be on here as often as possible letting each of the none of you to sit in the stands and read me on. I know it is lofty thinking but I am hoping that by the end of December that I will have had at least 13 people read one post, shattering my old record of 6, and will have blogged at lest 15 updates.

So what will my new season entail, I am sure you have yet to even think to ask yourself. I will tell you. I will be giving movie, television and book critiques. And as you will have just noticed in that last sentence I will be using words that i will undoubtedly had to consult a dictionary to spell and understand. The batteries I have envisioned for this new blogger role I hope work like the batteries in the commercials on TV that run the astronauts stuff in space, cause I do not want this to be a one pint episode/party/blog. Just for purposes of comparison, I want this to be a massive party. Stories flying everywhere, gossip hanging out with imagination, truth spilling a pint of thoughts on lies, exaggeration trying to sneak out the door with tall tale. A late night, zero sleep, I-need-to-be-at-work-in-a-few-hours party of words that basically keep to from doing something your suppose to for 5 minutes. Now where's that camera?

Until next time.